Monday, September 24, 2007

ABC DUI

Yesterday the director of the KY Alcoholic Beverage Control was arrested for DUI. Apparently his BAL was .181 (more than double the legal limit). According to habitsmart.com the effects of a BAL of .15 is "Impaired Balance and Movement. Clearly Drunk".

This is the way I see the whole thing going down:

Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Suspect: No.
Officer: You were weaving in the road. Please step out of the car so we can do a sobriety test.
Suspect: Can I put the car in park first?
Officer: Put it in park and step out. Can you say your ABC's for me sir?
Suspect: A - B - C - D --- U --- I ........ That's not right is is?
Officer: No, but I think you're right on track. We're going for a little ride now.

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